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the-rapistdownthestreet: 10:06 PM, tuesday night I dreamt of falling in love With a man I’ve never met I think that is how life works We fall in love with ideas But never what is real No one falls in love with The broken, the lonely, the truth And that’s a damn shame Reality is often better than the dreams we…
Jesus I fucking love when he wears baseball tees.
the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: bremmadith: if your notes have disappeared and reappeared like 35 times today raise your hand
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do you ever just look at a picture of your favourite celebrity and think yes, I’m glad I picked you to be obsessed with
flavoredcats: That moment when no matter what has happened, what is happening, how I feel, when you talk to me it makes me so happy…
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0-zone: tittyminaj: what if our butt holes were power outlets its time to stop making text posts
During My Period ;
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why can I not have a penis.
stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
mittromney: barackobama: jesus: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on omg …